• Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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    “No, I prefer to donate money directly, and if your company really cared about the cause then they would just donate without asking the customers to foot the bill”

    Of course, the 9/10 times the cashier agrees and is only asking because their supervisor could be within earshot and decide to reprimand them for not asking.

    • LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee
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      Yeah. I know you’re just adding it for the comment. But don’t actually bother the cashier with some grandstanding or lecturing. Honestly, a good “nah, I don’t like kids” is a much better response to brighten their day. They’ve heard Karen complain about the guilt trip nature 100x already.

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      if your company really cared about the cause then they would just donate without asking the customers to foot the bill

      meh, there’s a lot more nuance to this.

      (all assuming the charity is legic)

      The companies aren’t really saying “we want to donate this money”. They are just nudging people to donate a little bit, with the goal that if a lot of people donate a little, the charity will still have money in the end (and the company gets a tax break).

      You need to understand, that almost all of the people nudged will not donate to a charity otherwise. And now they have the chance to donate a little bit without much effort.

      In the end, good charities have more money for their work. And that’s always a good thing

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    A guy looking for loose change for food being made to feel greedy by a multi-billion dollar corporation which wants to take the marketing credit for other people’s charity donations.

  • nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    No employee actually cares if you say yes or no. And i think i see this more frequently on the card reader now so you don’t even talk to a human.

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    I always say no and if an employee ever says anything (which they don’t) I’m ready to hit em with “I don’t give a fuck bout them kids”

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    Fuck that … any time some idiot cashier asks me to donate to something I immediately and before they even finish, I will say ‘NO THANK YOU’

    If anyone ever asks me why I’m being so cheap, I remind them that the big giant corporation of a store that I am shopping at is more than capable of donating a few million dollars to the dumb charity they’re trying to push on everyone.

    Who’s the cheap one in this scenario? Me not wanting to give a few pennies to a charity? … or a corporation that isn’t donating a million or two for no reason other than that it is chump change to them?

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      In fairness to cashiers, they’re not the ones spearheading these campaigns. They’re in the same boat as you except that their job security is contingent upon them presenting a donation option.

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        Yes, I fully understand that … the ones that bug me are the young new workers who haven’t learned the realities of these dumb marketing tricks and instead look at you like a cheap angry old man for not wanting to donate. It usually takes them about a week or two before the reality sets in that most people don’t like these marketing ploys … then it takes another two weeks for them to figure out why … then they finally become the sullen cashier that mechanically goes through the motions of asking and then not really caring what your response is.

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      They’re just doing their job. No one cares why you don’t want to. No need to have a whole speech prepared.

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        If anyone ever asks me

        If people are actually asking, then sounds like yes, there is a need to have a speech prepared.

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          And if your grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike.

          Just be nice and have the common decency of letting them do their jobs and finish their sentences.

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            That saying is different in my corner of the world, it goes “she’d be an omnibus” lol

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    South Park did this joke years ago and it was great. Randy was the best before he became a pot farmer.

  • Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    Someone watched “A Serbian Film” too much. (disclaimer: the most horrifying film I’ve ever seen. Seriously, don’t watch this shit, it’ll give you PTSD. No joke!)