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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago

Trolley problem

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago
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  • Evotech@lemmy.world
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    Am I in the Metropolitan area?

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      You are on track A and the bomb is within sight. If you get the shit end of the 50/50, everyone in the diagram would be vaporized instantly

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        So you’re saying there’s a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track.

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          Well, no.

          In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley.

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            You need to study up on your trolleys. That’s clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000.

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        Lmao

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