Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months agoTrolley problemsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square87linkfedilinkarrow-up1579arrow-down124
arrow-up1555arrow-down1imageTrolley problemsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months agomessage-square87linkfedilink
minus-squareAshelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·4 months agoYou are on track A and the bomb is within sight. If you get the shit end of the 50/50, everyone in the diagram would be vaporized instantly
minus-squareSteve Dice@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 months agoSo you’re saying there’s a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track.
minus-squareAshelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoWell, no. In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley.
minus-squareSteve Dice@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 months agoYou need to study up on your trolleys. That’s clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000.
Am I in the Metropolitan area?
You are on track A and the bomb is within sight. If you get the shit end of the 50/50, everyone in the diagram would be vaporized instantly
So you’re saying there’s a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track.
Well, no.
In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley.
You need to study up on your trolleys. That’s clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000.
Lmao