I remember telling my mom I’d make a good Spinster, just hanging out at home, doing needle work. She laughed and said, “You’re black, you’d be a slave.”
“A woman can dream, mom!”
More than likely, you would not have been a knight, you would have been a peasant working the fields for your short life before dying of some incurable bacterial infection when you got a cut on some of your farm tools.
I see what you’re saying
And it’s correct
But
A lot of people also long for the relative simplicity and predictability of peasant life.
What is the entirety of the cottagecore aesthetic if not a longing for that? (well, that and a hint of racism but y’know y’know y’know)
One of these literally shows a dead soldier in a field of flowers so, yeah.
It’s idle longing. I could give up my career, move to a deeply rural area, and break my back doing menial jobs until I die of health complications at 64. I won’t, but it’s nice to long for the imagined simplicity sometimes y’know?
See also:
Born to knight, forced to Office 365.
You obviously don’t play chess. It’s called horsey, not knight
Some people think I’m stupid just because I tend to say stupid stuff. Turns out I actually know things
Someone needs to inform wikipedia of their mistake…
Wikipedia is full of libtard bigots. Even Musk hates them, that’s how biased they are.
I am interpreting the top half as play fantasy games all day and not actually live in olden times.
Can’t wait for the day full dive gear is invented to I can live a life time in a fantasy world as a cool fuckinj knight
Isn’t it gay for a man to touch a man’s butt, even if it’s his own? #superstraight
Real men never go between the cheeks.
Born to be the tribe’s nightwatch.
Forced to wake up a 5 AM because my company’s HQ is in a different timezone than me.
Born to die of diarrhoea or some shit, forced to live because of modern medicine and be a wage slave :(
O know it’s a mem, but: conveniently leaving out the part that results in the last picture
Born to die at the age of 4 of a cold.
I see The Captain is having a good day 🫡
Always
Missed chance to order the logos as a “POX” among us
