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minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up51arrow-down1·edit-210 days agoDefense Councel: Objection, lacks foundation, irrelevant line of questions, this line of questioning will soon call for speculation. Judge: Sustained. Prosecutory Counsel: Why? Judge: Don’t make me hold you in contempt Mr. Toddler.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoBailiff, escort Mr. Toddler out, muzzle him if necessary.
Defense Councel:
Objection, lacks foundation, irrelevant line of questions, this line of questioning will soon call for speculation.
Judge: Sustained.
Prosecutory Counsel: Why?
Judge: Don’t make me hold you in contempt Mr. Toddler.
Why?
Bailiff, escort Mr. Toddler out, muzzle him if necessary.