I am a bit of a shark on the right side and I am afraid that I have to face them all over the next week. I got no feelings about this, but I like to experiment with the monsters under my bed. I was going for a walk in the morning, I had a bad day and I am a bit tired now. I’m just getting ready to go to bed now and then I can come over and get you. I will always be there to remind you of who you are and what’s important to me. You know what I mean.

That was done with only starting with an I and letting autocorrect do the rest.