For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Platinium
Edit: oh, that’s already in your list. Well played
Best part is, I still kept it Aluminium
Absolute madlad