For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
I’ve always thought of “I’ll bring {thing}” as shorthand for “I’ll bring {thing} with me”
Exactly, that’s incorrect, it’s “I’ll take things with me”
That does feel better, I’ll endeavor to correct that!