Elizabeth Warren Trolls Trump and Vance: 'I Wouldn't Trust Them to Move My Couch'
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Elizabeth Warren delivered a powerful endorsement of Kamala Harris during her speech at the DNC's final day, while taking aim at Trump and JD Vance
  • cybervseas@lemmy.worldEnglish
    71·
    3 months ago

    As Stephen Colbert gleefully said of the couch story last week, “It’s not true, and nobody cares.”

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      20·
      3 months ago

      The best part is that it really is kind of thing he might be into. It means that any attempt to deny it either makes him look much worse, or much more guilty.

      • MagicShel@programming.dev
        12·
        3 months ago

        Do you think anyone out there is trying it, American Pie-like? With a greasy rubber glove stuck to their junk?

        Because that would be pretty great, too.

        • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
          20·
          3 months ago

          Horny teenagers probably did it within minutes.

          Hell.

          Vance probably tried it after a day or two. Probably the first time he hasn’t had any complaints after.