baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?message-squaremessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up1413arrow-down132file-text
arrow-up1381arrow-down1message-squareI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square105fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 months agoThe poophole loophole usually means something different. They say anal sex doesn’t count as “losing your virginity.” So they can have all the premarital sex they want, as long as it’s in the pooper.
The poophole loophole usually means something different. They say anal sex doesn’t count as “losing your virginity.” So they can have all the premarital sex they want, as long as it’s in the pooper.
Why not both?