baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?message-squaremessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up1413arrow-down132file-text
arrow-up1381arrow-down1message-squareI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square105fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNOT_RICK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down1·4 months agoBut then some alcohol might get on your magic underwear and then you’re just a run of the mill sinner again
But then some alcohol might get on your magic underwear and then you’re just a run of the mill sinner again