“What about Gandalf the Shite? My lord”
We’ll make him see the error in his ways and then he’ll be Gandalf the Contrite!
No shot orcs have a vocabulary large enough for contrite but I like where your head is at lol
That line could be Saruman replying to the orc, so it still works.
"Yeah? The jerk store called! They’re out of you!
I suddenly have a hankering for shrimp.
“Saruman, the silly!”
“SARUMAAAN THE STINKYYY!!!”
“NNNNOOOoooooooo”
*wrinkly
Lmao good catch. Skippy keyboard strikes again. I won’t even edit it. XD
“Gandalf the White? Gandalf MY ASS”
The French call it “l’esprit de l’escalier”, the spirit of the staircase
When you think of the perfect comeback on your way up the stairs in a huff
been there and done that, can relate
cracker ass gandalf with his fancy bleach robes
