or to make the worst impression ig
Any media in any format, sequels not included.
Imagine being the first human to Rick Roll another species.
My neighbor’s dog rolls his eyes at you
my good answer is the wikipedia page for human
by evil answer is the wikipedia page for the dark forest hypothesis
More evil answer: The page on Junko Furuta. Them aliens packing up and leaving after reading that fucked up shit.
Perfect
Rofl the perfect stfu
We’ve kinda done this already:
The Golden Record from the Voyager missions.
My personal pick, however, is the SCP database.
SCP
The Sane Clone Posse?
Well the other posse might give a bad impression
Whoop whoop, let’s keep this on an even keel!
That is a collection of pieces of media though, op asked about a single piece.
Send more Chuck Berry.
Backdoor Sluts Vol. 7
“Mlorp, how do these beings even manage to procreate? This one is using the incorrect orifice, and this one removed his genital proboscis moments before copulation was complete!”
“Let’s leave them alone, Floop. They will extinct themselves shortly.”
I would send them a song letting them know I’d never gonna give them up.
“aw what a nine gesture, we shall relay this to the galactic federation on all channels”
The way you say that makes me wonder what their fediverse must be like.
And that you’d never let them down.
I send Independence Day and to tell them it is a documentary. Now they know not to fuck with us.
Rather they know not to fuck with us while running Mac OS 7.5
That one fucked up hentai comic… I wanna give them mental distress as a leg up in the war between them and us.
That one fucked up hentai?
Oh you sweet summer child…
And yet, I know the one they meant…
Yes, that one. I know there are others, but you know exactly which is the one I’m referring to.
President of the United States and a blender?
Well I don’t. Do you mean Metamorphosis or The Enigma Of Amigara Fault or another one I didn’t think of or know?
(recommendations welcome)
Buddy, you’re gonna have to clarify. It’s a broad field.
A badly trained LLM.
Let them ask whatever they want of it without any way of verifying if what it says is correct.kind of a Rorschach situation
Any episode of Ancient Aliens.
Darmok, S5E2 of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
I think one of those nice Attenborough documentaries. Wasn’t there one that showcased the Earth? Seems like a nice gesture to put that forward.
I wanna send them a copy of FF8!
If you’re familiar with it, you’ll get what kind of impression it might give.
“You mean to tell me this species’ moon is just full of monsters, and it ejaculates them onto the planet in regular intervals? And they don’t really do anything about it?”
Yep! Wait until you can see what my sword does.
zip bomb
all aliens use tar.gz archives sorry
Idiocracy packaged as an accurate history of the most powerful species on the planet.
