Lol, is the UK like that? Where only computer people have figured out SMS, email, chat apps, telephone and so on?

Here the only letters that actual people send are the very occasional Christmas/birthday card and maybe an event invitation for something like a wedding. No one writes letters that actually tell something important. I can’t see why anyone would bother with pirating stamps.

Hell we can even send letters without buying a stamp, we can buy a postage in an app which gives us a code to write on the letter.