• mosiacmango@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    What you dont know is that the detective is from your home town, is 118 years old and was drunk as a skunk during those years.

    Hobbling centurian drunk detective is gonna getcha.

    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      118 years old? Well, in that case, all I have to do it put the paperclip upstairs. Without one of those stair climber chair lifts, I doubt he’d even be able to get up there to look for it.