• NineMileTower@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        The reason the scientists were studying ancient whales in the first place is because the scientist couldn’t get your mom off his mind.

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          8 months ago

          That’s pretty good! That reminds me of the time the editor at the magazine where I used to work asked me the difference between a whale and my mom: about 200lbs and a black dress.