There are a lot of news articles about “back to the office”, but they recirculate the same bad ideas. Let’s provide some new ideas for the media to circulate. It may also have the effect of making the office less terrible.

I would like my work computer to do Windows updates lightning quick in the office. It currently takes weeks, in or out of the office. Stopping in for a day makes no difference, so there is no point. Now, if there was a point, I would go in.

What would get you in the office?

  • Kuori [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
    91·
    1 year ago

    lmao if jokes are too much for you then yeah by all means

    i def didn’t ask to see your whiny puritanism shrug-outta-hecks

      • Kuori [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
        61·
        1 year ago

        again, hearing a lot of whining when you could just fuck off instead and not have to see my comment anymore

        • Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de
          11·
          1 year ago

          I’ll have to see other similar ones in the future while casually reading normal comments… it’s not about you specifically.

          • Kuori [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
            21·
            1 year ago

            yes and i have to see an unending deluge of unbearable liberalism at all times.

            i have to believe you’ll learn to cope with the jokes. i believe in you! but if you’re not capable, i’ll pray for your sake that they roll out the ability to block instances