I hate the word ‘Consumer’ or I mockingly call it ‘CONSOOMER’. Because that’s to imply everyone in the world is just cattle, but with wallets. We’re no longer customers. We’re consumers now. And a consumer’s purpose is to consume shit, whatever is put out there. Got money? Shut up and consume, it’s what corporate interests and capitalism itself thrive on. Consume and consume.
‘Ass’ is a huge turnoff word for me. It could be one of the nicest part of the human body but also one of the worst, and is usually used to describe an awful smell and/or taste. Or a bad personality type. Even a mood. There aren’t enough useful euphemisms in English to call a nice butt
Praise the derriere!