Lock me up.

I used to go outside at like 2 or 3am for a sprint around my backyard nude a few times when I was like a teenager.

Ah, Mulder and Scully…

Gay best friends that are straight only for each other.

If fortnite goes down, I laugh.

True.

Also, love the username 😜

They don’t all fit that though.

We need to workshop this a bit. “Old” is kinda repetitive given the use of “geriatric”. Maybe switch for “Oligarch”?