TheLowestStone

Getting the massage saved his life. If he was alone when he had the stroke, he would have died.

It is the cat. The problem is then you need a mouse with a rusty needle to deal with the cat.

Jesus Christ… That was only January? Ive aged 5 years since then.

This comment is total fucking bullshit.

I’ve been vocally boycotting Nintendo for a few years.

My knees disagree.

Same here but 12 year old me also wanted to be a ninja when he grew up.

This kind of thinking certaintly won’t contribute to that changing.

He is not just strealing other people’s creations. He is also giving them incredibly lame names.

I disagree. The consequences are worth it.

None of them know how to purchase clothes that fit.

This is definitely false. I used to smoke celebratory cigarettes regularly.

Most of them can’t read.

You assumed it was a first date because it says that it is one.

With his standard combination of surprise, fear, and nausea I’d say he looks more like someone else just shit his pants.

They mean that people are getting refunds even though they are well over the normal 2 hour limit.

I would argue that stressing “never” or “said” both have the same meaning.

Oh cool… Something else no one asked for or wants.

My dog has pretty thick hair so sometimes we are out in the rain for several minutes before it soaks through to her skin and then she looks at me like its my fault.

They got paid already and most of them will be laid off or moved to different projects by the time the games is $20.