Brian Chip remains the property of Brian Chip Inc, any attempt to modify Brian Chip firmware is against the T&C of Brian Chip. Brian Chip Inc reserves the right to take action to protect it’s property through various means including, but not limited to,: legal action, locking down of bodily functions, and total destruction of adjacent wetware.
The chip implanted in your brain is no longer supported and won’t get any new security updates. Please purchase a new one.
Upgrade now to our pro plan or usage of essential body functions* will require watching a short (5min) ad pause.
*Essential body function include, but are not limited to: Sleeping, eating, drinking, using the toilet, holding a thought for longer than 5 seconds
Breathing regularly too (They will make you breath every 8 seconds to save oxigen since rich people need it more)
wait people breathe more than once every 8 seconds?
i measured my breathing speed and it’s about 8 seconds each.
* except when doing physical fitness
Well it was more of a joke with a random number, didn’t tested
⚪ Yes, I want to upgrade now.
⚪ Ask me again later.
That’s the best news all day! The open source community will replace the software with something less buggy, more useful more secure, and add-free.
Brian Chip remains the property of Brian Chip Inc, any attempt to modify Brian Chip firmware is against the T&C of Brian Chip. Brian Chip Inc reserves the right to take action to protect it’s property through various means including, but not limited to,: legal action, locking down of bodily functions, and total destruction of adjacent wetware.
I’ll just wait 15 years for the OpenMind project to release the first fully open source brain chip.
Then spend the remainder of my life in a coma because I flashed the wrong boot image.