D&D is not as good as it is popular. It’s a very idiosyncratic game that’s mostly focused on a particular kind of play, but people treat it like it’s a general purpose tool.

Clearly people can have fun with it, and that’s what really matters. I’m still convinced many of them would have more, easier, cheaper, fun if they picked up a different game.

It’s “by accident” not “on accident”, you uneducated fools.

Steak is overrated. I’d take a smash burger over a steak 9 times out of 10, and that 1 time out of 10 will just be because I’m in the mood for peppercorn sauce.

I don’t say “bless you” when someone sneezes, because it’s an archaic tradition based on superstitious nonsense.

If you’ve never worked on a holiday you shouldn’t be allowed to go to stores and restaurants on holidays.

Pancakes are fragile narcissists. You need a WHOLE FUCKING INTERNATIONAL HOUSE TO SLAKE YOUR EGO, YOU THIRSTY, PATHETIC BREAKFAST FOOD!!

You’re nothing, nothing, compared to the waffle!

I wish it was socially acceptable to interest-dump someone and for them to do the same to you.

Just getting a 5-10 minute lecture deep into a topic that someone is passionate about is fun and educational! Much better than trying to make small talk or talk about the 3 common topics at your workplace (at mine it is local tv, energy spending/taxes, and cars), which is often sports. Then you get to learn about other people’s interests too!

Pineapple pizza is not bad when done right

The word “utilize” should almost always be changed to “use”.

And, people who cannot sing should not sing on stage.

American servers: clear the table when everyone is done. Not before.

And don’t ask me if I am still working on it while I am eating. I am not “working on it” to finish my lunch.

For the love of god just ask me if I would do something rather than ask me if I can.

Yes, I can pass the salt. But WILL I? 😑

Oranges are the worst kind of orange. They taste quite good, but if I need to use tools to eat it, I want something at least as good as a grapefruit.

Have you had fresh orange juice though? The major brands are horrible they taste like acid, not at all like a nice sweet orange

Deck PCs combine the worst of both worlds, they are too cumbersome to be a proper handheld, and too underpowered to compete with desktop PCs.

Cooked tomatoes are amazing. Raw tomatoes are disgusting.