Me eating gummy bears for breakfast at 28

I’m 42 and on my days off I eat pop tarts straight out the box, I don’t even warm them up.

Add some drugs.

Virgin milkshakes always disappoint me these days. Weed candies can be shockingly close in flavor. Acid tastes like nothing. Mushrooms… Well mushrooms are just always gonna taste like shit but they can go in chocolate.