(Title works better if you pronounce ‘Han’ the way Billy Dee Williams does.)

  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    “SERIOUSLY, WHERE DO I KNOW YOU FROM‽”

    “YOU DON’T!”

    “HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, YOU HAVE LITERALLY ALL OF MY FORMER ACQUAINTANCES WITH YOU SAVE MY PADAWAN!”

  • fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    “Um, Actually” Han didn’t turn up with Vader’s daughter, he came to rescue her from her father who had just obliterated her foster parents.

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        1 year ago

        You totally win that point! And to anyone who hasn’t watched Dropout TV’s “Um, Actually” and enjoyed this thread, you’re going to love that show.

  • Square Singer@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    Tbh, I never really got the idea of the millenium falcon.

    It’s essentially one of these lorries some redneck modified into a jet truck dragster. These things are fast, but not agile and maneuverable at all, and they still don’t compete at all against vehicles that are purpouse-bult for speed/agility by real engineers in big corporations with large budgets.

    Can’t tell me, that planet-sized ship building corporations which exist in Star Wars with their near-infinite budget can’t put together anything that’s faster.