Imagine being milk
Even better, being a sugar found in milk.
He could be a soft cheese.
I am become lactose, destroyer of assholes.
I have become milk
Lactase pills is lyfe
Shit rarely works for me and that’s 2 pills before food and 1 during.
Sounds like you are allergic to dairy?
Maybe you are a mammal that needs to wean?
I will never give up my wet burrito de al pastor with cheese.
I love lactose pills! Especially chowable ones. With first bite/sip of the dairy product.
Those make my mouth itch, and lactose free cottage cheese did my system in so I guess I have to swear off dairy. But I can’t give up cheese, I just eat small amounts of it
Quality shitpost bro 🤌
You are what you eat.
Reminder that if you could digest lactose after being an infant but started being unable to at some point, you probably can “reverse” it by feeding on unhealthy amounts of milk and other lactose containing dairy products for like a week and your gut biome will adapt to digesting it again.
Source: Like three random YouTube videos I watched 5 months ago but also myself. Avoiding all lactose just reduces your lactase production further so currently I try to drink milk 1-2x a week to keep the cooldown topped up.
You’re always sugar to me <3
Lmao almost died laughing here between the meme and comments 😂😂😂
